English Fiction

Fasten your seatbelts for the comedy of the year

The Trump Teenage Chronicles

Before the skyscrapers, before the casinos, before The Apprentice and before becoming the 45th and 47th President of the United States, there was fifteen-year-old Donald Trump, a kid with tremendous confidence, even bigger schemes, and absolutely zero patience for losing. Set in 1960s Queens, this satirical romp follows young Donald through what might be the most disastrously entertaining summer vacation in literary history, launching overambitious business ventures and turning simple neighbourhood activities into elaborate strategic operations.

Packed with escalating schemes, spectacular failures, and the kind of laugh-out-loud disasters that make you grateful your own teenage entrepreneurial phase only involved selling friendship bracelets, "The Trump Teenage Chronicles" delivers pure coming-of-age comedy about friendship, community, and learning that sometimes the best business strategy is simply not alienating everyone you know before lunch. This isn't political satire—it's universal teenage comedy perfect for anyone who's ever watched a confident teenager announce their latest "foolproof" plan and thought, "This is going to be tremendous... tremendously catastrophic."

The Mischievous Life Of Teenage Jesus

Step back in time to Nazareth, where the sands of history meet the humour of adolescence in an unforgettable, fictional retelling of the early life of Jesus. Before the world knew him as the Messiah, he was a teenager navigating the awkwardness of first dates, the chaos of goat races, and the challenges of discovering supernatural abilities he didn’t quite understand. These untold stories offer a rare glimpse into a young man balancing divine potential with the everyday antics of friendship, mischief, and growing up.

Through hilariously relatable moments and heart-warming lessons, this book paints a vibrant picture of the teenage Jesus - curious, clumsy, and full of life. Packed with laughter, banter, and unexpected miracles, it’s a journey that reminds us all that even the extraordinary had to stumble a little on their way to greatness